I'm too busy to post anything silly or serious today. So here's a map.
This is a map of Europe I made back when I was in Japan. I intended to use it for a 'mythic Earth' campaign but never did. I've hand-written a little note at the bottom that says '1 hex=54 miles.' I had traced the map from an atlas I had, and the scale of the map was roughly that.
Alexis, but if anyone wants to use it, here it is.