Anyway, you know how there are those who put down the whole idea of the Megadungeon as 'orc and pie' silliness?
Well, I had to do it. There's a 10'x10' room on the first level, which contains an orc. And it's got a pie.*
|I had a disagreement with a fellow about a gooseberry pie.|
Now, for a JOESKY:
These pies are always hot and delicious when first discovered. Each pie mimics the effects of a certain type of potion if eaten while still hot (pies cool within 2d4 Turns of being discovered). One pie may be sliced into at most 8 pieces. Eating multiple pieces of pie will not have extra effects, except in the case of a healing pie.
Different pies should have their effects keyed to their flavor (for example, if a lemon meringue pie is a Pie of Strength, all future lemon meringue pies should also be Pies of Strength).
*My Megadungeon orc's pie is a gooseberry pie, but it's non-magical.