Gotta share this

I've got a class on Fridays, final class of the week, where there are only three students.  The directive from the Korean teacher in charge was "have them do speeches or something."  So I've been teaching it mostly as a writing class, getting them to brainstorm, write, revise, and re-write, then practice and present their speeches.

This time, one of the students wrote the following speech (uncorrected first draft):

I will tell you about monsters.  

Salamander is breathe a fire.  

Dragon too.  

mummy is steal the heart.  

Sphinx is have wing, purson head.  

bigfoot had a lot of hair.  bigfoot is kidnaper.  

chupacabra had wings.  Chupacabra eats goat.  

unicorn had horn, long neck.  unicorn tempts people.  

Ogre lives in the mountain.  ogre like wrestling.  

medusa had snakes for hair.  medusa made people into stone. 

I just wish I could play D&D with this kid.  I really think he'd dig it.